[Music] you know I know a little something-something okay I remember the big pants the tube tops I remember girl calm I remember just I remember limited to the biggest one that comes to my mind is like wearing your jeans backwards I may have tried it once like a load in my bedroom but otherwise had never had the balls to go out of the house like that oh dear I love this the swag kind of look like somebody's dead but he's cool he got a little money first of all let's talk about his pants they appear to be about ten sizes too big like what were they thinking oh my god what is this I feel like I'm doing like a PBS special on this set Oh what is this [Applause] oh my god love super soakers so lame I'm an adult I pay taxes I have car insurance what am i crying I always all the neighbor kids had them and I always wanted one and I was jealous and give it is and now all I want to do is run around and squirt people as a kid I loved like playing like tag or just like I don't even know what you would call a game we would just kind of run around and like hide and then shoot each other I had some really weenie little water guns but I always wanted something like this I watched every commercial for this it's like you know before Sims came out that was dream lies make new friends choose lifestyle sports hang out work make your fashion [Music] and I remember this weird cartoon oh I didn't get it cuz you know my parents like why you need to create a life if you invite you got a good life which I did have a good life you know he's your pants I was just really hoping like mom and dad would come through on like a birthday or Christmas pretty sure I did ask for the big ones like every year and I never got it what's up mom so it's just something that I really wanted cuz it was like about a girl a new life I'm figuring it out friends and I was a little girl to time so most the time hanging out with my friends was like playing outside with my sister not kissing cute boys and going to prom and all that stuff like PlayStation she was coming for you PlayStation look at it Nintendo she was coming for you that's why you killed her yes I don't read instructions it's almost a status symbol of like how big your Super Soaker was but like you can rule the neighborhood if you had the biggest one but I was kind of a pipsqueak so I probably couldn't handle it anyway I think I was too distracted like buying Star Wars action figures to like save up enough money to buy myself an actual Super Soaker which that's probably the saddest sentence I've ever said I'm $250 I'm rich it was not expecting this I thought we were talking about awful clothes I'm ready to like get out more clothes to for the time period that it was in it's actually a pretty well like a pretty well-made game it's still just because I wanted it so much as a kid it just still gives me that gooey feeling of like wow now that I'm an adult I don't worry about go in a class or signing up for activities or you know all the stuff that all these girls are worried about so it kind of makes me nostalgic of the time period I used to be oh I'm totally gonna my room it's gonna look at me like I'm crazy like you're an adult like we just went to the club last week and you're sitting here crying while you're talking to Josephine about her pajamas and it'll be great news for my therapist though all right test shot oh that's got some good distance on it I win I mean that was really satisfying spring Troy I fit he never actually got me I'm making myself more wet from the gun itself just leaking but it's okay [Music] you